看看你自己在里面么.??

樂陶o_o

<center>最近发现有一类人,</center>
<center>Q里加了800个人,</center>
<center>然后逮谁跟谁唠,</center>
<center>看着小姑娘资料美点嘀吧,</center>
<center>你就跟人唠,</center>
<center>跟人打个招呼,</center>
<center>哎呀,</center>
<center>"你好,你是哪嘀呀`"</center>
<center>这那嘀`</center>
<center>问了500个人,</center>
<center>可算问着和自己一个地方的乐`,</center>
<center>你整的像跟人挺熟似的,</center>
<center>人回的第一句话就是</center>
<center>"你谁呀,"</center>
<center>你还跟人逗呢,</center>
<center>"啊,一会不就认识了嘛"</center>
<center>碰着不好扯的,</center>
<center>直接给你拉黑`</center>
<center>有碰着那贱B的,</center>
<center>能和你唠两句,</center>
<center>你噶就来神了,</center>
<center>是你不?</center>
<center>"啊,视频看一下你呗"</center>
<center>咣咣使劲踹人视频,</center>
<center>整的人不耐烦了, 被逼点接受乐`!`</center>
<center>不好看滴,</center>
<center>麻溜就把视频关了,然后拉黑.</center>
<center>好看的捏?</center>
<center>哎呀,这问哪.</center>
<center>问人多大了吖,看你长的好象***电影明星啊吖`</center>
<center>我就纳闷了捏?</center>
<center>不在家上网嘀小姑娘出门都化妆,</center>
<center>能不象吗?</center>
<center>这可逮着乐,</center>
<center>一唠,唠一天,</center>
<center>然后约人在哪哪见面...</center>
<center>貌似你还想在网络情缘之后</center>
<center>再来个零距离接触呗`?</center>
<center>要不就看着哪个小姑娘空间好看乐,</center>
<center>你进去,</center>
<center>不看日志, </center>
<center>直奔相册你就去乐,,</center>
<center>长的好看,看完嘿嘿一乐,</center>
<center>心想,这妹子不错吖,</center>
<center>然后你就加人QQ,</center>
<center>人咔给你拒绝了,</center>
<center>你就自我安慰,</center>
<center>真人不定长啥B样儿捏,!!</center>
<center>是你不?</center>
<center>感觉没机会了,</center>
<center>又奔好友圈去乐,``</center>
<center>看最近访客,</center>
<center>你就知道经常留言的那几个,</center>
<center>都是好朋友,</center>
<center>一个城市的,</center>
<center>你心想,</center>
<center>同在一片蓝天下,</center>
<center>逮个小妹子泡一下.</center>
<center>完了,你就挨个QQ加,</center>
<center>去人小姑娘空间,</center>
<center>阁三差五的留留言啥的.`</center>
<center>说什么,</center>
<center>"我感觉你挺另类的,</center>
<center>性格不错.."</center>
<center>你这等啊,等人上线加你,</center>
<center>在网吧一坐就一天,</center>
<center>等到晚上,抹一把大油头发,</center>
<center>嘟个大嘴,</center>
<center>你就走乐`,</center>
<center>冲着网吧那么多人面,</center>
<center>你摔了一个字,</center>
<center>"草!"</center>
<center>有时,人加你乐`,</center>
<center>你噶兴奋,</center>
<center>虚寒问暖嘀.</center>
<center>唠了老半天,</center>
<center>你可算切入主题乐,</center>
<center>问人家,你是单身不`</center>
<center>她说不是,</center>
<center>你心当时就拔凉拔凉是,</center>
<center>摔下鼠标就走乐,</center>
<center>是你不?</center>
<center>你自己没事还总叨咕,</center>
<center>我咋泡不着妹子捏?</center>
<center>你照照镜子看看你自己呗,</center>
<center>长的不比范伟强多少,</center>
<center>不对,</center>
<center>你还不如他呢!</center>
<center>都是你自己吓跑嘀.</center>
<center>求您乐,</center>
<center>被老出来吓唬人乐,</center>
<center>好不,?</center>
<center>少祸害点祖国的花朵,</center>
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<center>挨我勒.`` </center>
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<center>忘勒..</center>
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<center>全用东北话写哒..</center>
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<center>看不懂哒可以提问....</center>
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<center>hoho, !</center>

樂陶o_o

<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp; 貌似东北话, 不受欢迎,?</p>
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<p>&nbsp; 咳.. 心里这个憋屈</p>

宝娘

<p>这个是泛指~~</p>
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<p>都是说那些闲人的</p>

贫农

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老曲

麻玩儿啊 <br/>

[此贴子已经被作者于2008-7-3 9:44:02编辑过]

PeA薄荷Ch

东北话说出来很有味道~~嘎嘎

偌諟長玖ギ

对不起，我不是