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<div class="EC_OutlookMessageHeader" lang="en-us" dir="ltr" align="left"><font face="georgia" size="2"><strong>Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.<br/><br/>He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.</strong></font></div><div style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: times new roman, new york, times, serif;"><div style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: times new roman, new york, times, serif;"><div style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: times new roman, new york, times, serif;"><div><div><font face="georgia" size="2"><strong></strong></font></div><div><font face="georgia"><font size="2"><strong>Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">next to them, a single red rose! </span></strong></font></font></div><div><font face="georgia" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><strong></strong></span></font></div><div><font face="georgia"><font size="2"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,</span>
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the </span></strong></font></font><font face="georgia"><font size="2"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">aspirins,cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. <br/><br/>Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you,darling! Love, Jillian" </span></strong></font></font></div><div><font face="georgia" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><strong></strong></span></font></div><div><font face="georgia" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><strong>He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, </strong></span></font><font face="georgia"><font size="2"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">there is hot breakfast,steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. <br/><br/>Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"<br/><br/>"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You</span>
</strong></font></font><font face="georgia" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><strong>fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,and got that black eye when you ran into the door. <br/><br/>Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect </strong></span></font><font face="georgia" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><strong>order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"<br/> <br/>His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and </strong></span></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="georgia" size="2"><strong>when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"<br/></strong></font></span></div><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"></span></div><font face="Century Gothic" size="2"><font face="Courier New" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><br/><font face="georgia" size="2"><strong>Broken Coffee Table $239.99<br/>Hot Breakfast $4.20<br/>Two Aspirins $1.38<br/>Saying the right thing, at the right time. <font color="#000080"><span style="COLOR: navy;">..</span></font>.<font color="#000080"><span style="COLOR: navy;">..</span></font> PRICELESS!!!</strong></font></span></font></font></div></div></div> |
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