猪的数学

阿bang

<p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">人<span lang="EN-US"> =</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US"> + </span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US"> +</span>上班</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
                                        <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">+</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">玩<span lang="EN-US"> ,<p></p></span></span></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">猪<span lang="EN-US"> =</span>吃饭</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
                                        <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">+ </span><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">睡觉<span lang="EN-US"> ,<p></p></span></span></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">代入<span lang="EN-US"> :</span>人</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
                                        <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">=</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">猪<span lang="EN-US"> +</span>上班</span>
                                        <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">+</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">玩<span lang="EN-US"> ,<p></p></span></span></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">即<span lang="EN-US"> :</span>人</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
                                        <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">- </span><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">玩<span lang="EN-US"> =</span>猪</span>
                                        <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">+</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">上班<span lang="EN-US"> . &nbsp;<p></p></span></span></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">结论<span lang="EN-US"> :</span>不懂玩的人</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
                                        <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">=</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">会上班的猪</span></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></span></font></font></p><p><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><font size="3"><font face="宋体">男人<span lang="EN-US"> =</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US"> + </span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US"> +</span>挣钱<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></font></span></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">猪</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
                                        <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">=</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">吃饭<span lang="EN-US"> + </span>睡觉</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">男人</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
                                        <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">=</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">猪<span lang="EN-US"> +</span>挣钱<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">猪</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
                                        <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">=</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">男人<span lang="EN-US"> - </span>挣钱<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></span></font></font></p><p><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><font size="3"><font face="宋体">所以男人不挣钱等于猪</font></font></span></p><p><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></font></span></p><p><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><font size="3"><font face="宋体">女人<span lang="EN-US"> =</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US"> + </span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US"> +</span>花钱。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></font></span></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">猪</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
                                        <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">= </span><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">吃饭</span>
                                        <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">+ </span><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">睡觉。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></span></font></font></p><p><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><font size="3"><font face="宋体">代入上式得：<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></font></span></p><p><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><font size="3"><font face="宋体">女人<span lang="EN-US">= </span>猪<span lang="EN-US">+ </span>花钱。移项得：<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></font></span></p><p><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><font size="3"><font face="宋体">女人 <span lang="EN-US">- </span>花钱<span lang="EN-US">= </span>猪。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></font></span></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">结论：女人不花钱的都是猪</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
                                </span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font></font></p><p><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><font size="3"><font face="宋体">综上： <span lang="EN-US">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<p></p></span></font></font></span></p><p><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><font size="3"><font face="宋体">男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱！<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></font></span></p><p><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><font size="3"><font face="宋体">女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱！<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></font></span></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><br/></span><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">男人<span lang="EN-US"> +</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
                                </span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">女人<span lang="EN-US"> =</span>两头猪<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">祝天下的猪们快乐<span lang="EN-US"> ^_^</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">
                                        <span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;</span><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></p>

坦然

猪，可爱

莫娜

好玩

yexiang

<p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span lang="EN-US">学生&nbsp;=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US"> + </span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US"> + 上网 ＋ 泡妞</span></span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: arial;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span lang="EN-US">, <p></p></span></span></span></font></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">猪<span lang="EN-US"> =</span>吃饭</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: arial;">
                                        <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">+ </span><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">睡觉<span lang="EN-US">
                                                </span></span></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: arial;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span lang="EN-US">学生 <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">- 猪 ＝ 上网 ＋ 泡妞</span></span></span></span></font></font></p><p><font size="3"><font face="宋体"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: arial;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span lang="EN-US"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">所以不会上网和泡妞的学生就是猪</span></span></span></span></font></font></p>

小猪媛媛

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xiaolui

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