张艺谋& San Pei 小姐

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">．张艺谋刚抵达昆明，迎候在机场的记者向他发问：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">请问你对本地的三陪小姐有什么看法？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">张艺谋知道中国都明文禁止三陪小姐的，所以反问：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">这里居然还有三陪小姐吗？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">”<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">于是，第二天报纸头条新闻的标题就是：千里迢迢，张艺谋今日飞抵本地。心急火燎，脱口便问三陪小姐！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">　　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/>2</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">．第二天又有记者采访张艺谋：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">请问你对本地的三陪小姐有什么看法？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">这次张艺谋学乖了，回答说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">对不起，我对本地的三陪小姐不感兴趣。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">　　转天的报纸还是有的说：见多识广，张艺谋夜间娱乐要求高。不屑一顾，本地三陪小姐遭冷遇！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/>3</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">．第三天记者居然还是就此发问：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">请问你对本地的三陪小姐有什么看法？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">张艺谋回答得非常干脆：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">我对三陪根本不感兴趣！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">　　本以为这下可以天下太平了，没想到报纸的标题更不像话：欲海无边，张艺谋三陪已难满足。得寸进尺，四陪五陪才能过瘾！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/>4</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">．到第四天的时候，各媒体间张艺谋与三陪的题材比比皆是，成为热点。记者们都纷纷发问，张艺谋干脆紧闭牙关，一言不发。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">　　张艺谋无话，报纸仍然有话：面对三陪问题，张艺谋无言以对！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/>5</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">．第五天还是有记者在问同样关于三陪的问题，张艺谋终于急了：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">你们要是再问三陪的问题，我就去告你们！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">　　于是，报纸上的标题顺理成章地写道：张艺谋一怒为三陪！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/>6</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">．张艺谋终于忍无可忍，把所有刊登他与三陪新闻的报纸都告上法庭，认为事情总该得到解决了，没想到报纸的标题竟然无动于衷：法庭将公开审理张艺谋三陪小姐案</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><br/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span></p>

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