机缘巧合

<p>毛病</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>周末带儿子和邻居的小朋友去吃必胜客。</p><p>儿子大声喧哗，被老公教训了一通。邻居小孩幸灾乐祸地说：“哈哈，你爸爸凶你了。”</p><p>儿子耸耸肩，冲着他爸爸的方向挥挥手，满不在乎地说：“嗐，我爸爸他就这毛病！”</p><p>&nbsp;[em06][em06][em06][em06]</p>

yibei

<p>宝贝们都太可爱了~~~</p><p>挖个坑，回想起偶宝贝的语录再跟帖</p>

caoxia74

对这边的中文教育实在是感觉一般. 儿子回来说一条香蕉. 五粒梨<br/><br/>我说:不对,是一根香蕉,五个梨.他说你说的不对,黄老师说的是一条香蕉. 五粒梨

yb1963

我有个学生,我叫他用"强壮"造句,他说:老师叫我用强壮造句.[em06]

机缘巧合

楼上的学生实在是太强了！这句子用在什么词上都合适啊。[em01]

机缘巧合

<p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">谁定的规矩</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">儿子学了个新词<span lang="EN-US">"moaning"</span>。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">我让他收拾好玩具去弹琴<span lang="EN-US">,</span>他哼哼唧唧不愿做。老公问他在干吗<span lang="EN-US">,</span>他说自己在<span lang="EN-US">moaning</span>。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">我告诉他弹琴好才有生日礼物。老公故做惊讶地大叫<span lang="EN-US">:"</span>你明天就<span lang="EN-US">6</span>岁啦<span lang="EN-US">?!"儿子</span>得意地点头。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">老公一本正经地说<span lang="EN-US">:"6</span>岁就不能<span lang="EN-US">moaning</span>了。<span lang="EN-US">"</span>儿子悲愤地大叫<span lang="EN-US">:"</span>这规矩是谁定的<span lang="EN-US">?!"<p></p></span></span></p>

机缘巧合

<p>鱿鱼吃多了</p><p>儿子很爱吃鱿鱼。今天自己坐地上哼唱网络流行歌曲《我是一只只小鸟》。“我是一只只小鸟，由于吃得太多，已经飞也飞不高……”唱到这儿他突然问我：“妈妈，那只小鸟为什么吃那么多鱿鱼（由于）啊？”</p>