如果世界杯在新加坡举行…. [摘自I周刊]

四月波

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4"><font face="Times New Roman">01 </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">球员最好不要玩臭球假跌倒，全场会布满闭路电视，不信去问卖肉脞面的。</span><p></p></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4">02 <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">球判的制服会从黑衣黑裤改成白衣白裤，因为后者在本地是清廉的最高象征。</span><p></p></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4">03 <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">不过，人一穿上白衣白裤，就会染上一个习惯，喜欢移动龙门</span>……<p></p></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4">04 <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">球员禁止在球场上吐痰，违者罚款</span>$500<span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">。</span><p></p></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4">05 <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">不过，球员“睬你都傻”，照吐他的痰，人家日薪上万，</span>$500<span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">不过是洒洒水。</span><p></p></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4">06 <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">对一些财大气粗的人来说，</span>this is fine world<span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span>as long as you are willing to pay the fines<span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，</span>it is fine to break the rules…..<p></p></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4">07 <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">为了防止球迷酒后失控，现场只允许售卖我们独家的新生水。</span><p></p></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4">08 <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">有些球队可能会稀里糊涂飞到中国。说不定，仍然有许多外国人误会，以为新加坡是中国的某个城市。</span><p></p></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4">09 <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">应该不会发生这样的事吧：众多的市镇理事会里面，其中两个可能无法优先购买门票？（广告都这么说的：会员才有优待！几商业一下）</span><p></p></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font face="楷体_GB2312"><font size="4">10 <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">身为东道主，我们终于有机会参加世界杯，不必等到</span>20010<span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">年。</span><p></p></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;"><p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">O</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">．</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">S</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">．证据？我没有证据，德士叔叔都是这么说的！真的没有证据，我跟德士叔叔的对话从来不录音。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;"><p></p></span></p>

人生五味

等等，难道是我？坐上了梦寐已久的沙发？？？

人生五味

贴切！

紫藤架

看过了。当时笑爆了。。。特别是第4条和第10条。。。。太经典了。

wolf7

<p>嗯, 决赛主场...</p><p>高等法院门前草地...</p>

狗嘴巴

<p>哈哈，如果是真的，想必 Hotel 81 会天天客满， 新加坡女人不用睡觉了.......</p>

飘漂

<p>楼上的，，，厉害，，，</p><p>要去用眼睛，近距离“拥抱”一下贝哥（实际的，就免了吧，看在我已经有老公的份上），，，实在是太帅了。。。呵呵</p>

[此贴子已经被作者于2006-6-22 23:06:29编辑过]

赌球的老狠

新加坡女人应该不会那么大胆去HOTEL81吧....如果一不小心被自己老公看到怎么办? 她们应该是把那些球星邀到马来西亚的酒店或者旅馆里去吧.........[em01]

雁归来兮

狮城肯定超重沉没了，还好雁儿会飞，三十六计，飞回中国避难。[em01]

万岁爷

新加坡建8个足球场，市民都住到海上去了