：：一个女生的06世界杯十大最新发现：：-狮城水库-新加坡狮城论坛

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">1. <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">今天看了赛程我才发现竟然没有中国队，他们为什么没邀请我们？小样，没有中国队也敢叫世界杯？<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">      2. <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">我一直以为小罗是巴塞罗那队的，看了球员名单才发现小罗是巴西队的！<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">      3. <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">我认为美国队的乔丹最厉害，可我发现他连美国队的替补大名单都没进去！<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">      4. <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">我发现他们老是安排在凌晨<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">3<span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">点比赛，难道他们不知道黄金时段能提高收视率吗？<span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">  <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">  <span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> 5. <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">好多球员来自意大利和西班牙的甲级球队，为什么中国的超级联赛球队没有球员进世界杯呢？郁闷。<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">      6. <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">上次时装发布会，那个叫贝克汉姆的男模都能成英国的当家球星，可想而知世界杯的水平有多烂了。<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">      7. <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">世界杯原来是四年一次，我还以为和奥运会一样是两年一次呢。<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">      8. <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">我还发现每队都有一人胳膊上缠着绷带，带伤坚持上场，实在撑不下去了，就在下场前把绷带给另一个伤员缠上。<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">      9. <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">我发现每当进球后，进球的队员就会撒丫子往前跑，可能是他怕对方守门员揍他吧。<span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">      10. <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">看了那么多场球，我发现一个最有趣的规律，那就是裁判决不会在一场比赛中给同一个队员亮超过三张黄牌！所以，别怕黄牌，裁判只要不红牌把你罚下。<span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">

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wolf7 LV13

发表于 14-6-2006 14:56:00 | 显示全部楼层

沙发一个, 支持一个... 俺跟这个mm有很多共同点...

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最后的吻 LV15

发表于 14-6-2006 15:31:00 | 显示全部楼层

真的是球盲了。。。。。无语无语

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木炭 LV7

发表于 14-6-2006 15:32:00 | 显示全部楼层

. <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:ˎmso-hansi-font-family:ˎ;">我还发现每队都有一人胳膊上缠着绷带，带伤坚持上场，实在撑不下去了，就在下场前把绷带给另一个伤员缠上<span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:ˎmso-hansi-font-family:ˎ;"> <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:ˎmso-hansi-font-family:ˎ;">这个逗。[em01][em01][em01]

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GEPN LV1

发表于 14-6-2006 16:44:00 | 显示全部楼层

好几年没看过这么搞笑的帖子了。呵呵

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黄昏09 LV8

发表于 14-6-2006 17:34:00 | 显示全部楼层

7. <span lang="ZH-CN" style="COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:ˎmso-hansi-font-family:ˎ;">世界杯原来是四年一次，我还以为和奥运会一样是两年一次呢<span lang="ZH-CN" style="COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:ˎmso-hansi-font-family:ˎ;">这个逗

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von LV6

发表于 15-6-2006 10:59:00 | 显示全部楼层

哈哈。。。太搞笑了！

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Linger313 LV6

发表于 15-6-2006 13:24:00 | 显示全部楼层

冲着这个支持一个。。呵呵1. <span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #319200; FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-bidi-font-family: 'mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;mso-ascii-font-family:ˎmso-hansi-font-family:ˎ;">今天看了赛程我才发现竟然没有中国队，他们为什么没邀请我们？小样，没有中国队也敢叫世界杯？