谁能理解俺们工程师？

我爱空一格

Understanding Engineers - Take One

Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said,

"Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my
own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike
to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably
wouldn't have fit."

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话说跟几个同事吃过午饭出来，刚好一阵小风，超爽，俺就赞道：nice!彼时一plmm正好迎面走来端的是波涛汹涌步步莲花，同时，偶老板正打开他新车的车门，这家伙转身问偶，你是在夸俺的车还是妞的胸？俺答：both!

小米粥101

你个臭流氓

我爱空一格

你个臭流氓
小米粥101 发表于 4-8-2010 13:24

:_wzll我咋了？

雪人

恩。。。。

560151

:_xxll

小米粥101

我咋了？
我爱空一格 发表于 4-8-2010 13:26

    你不口味清淡的理工男么

我爱空一格

你不口味清淡的理工男么
小米粥101 发表于 4-8-2010 13:27

:_wzll本来就是啊．．．我又没赞ｍｍ，我只是觉得只能那么回答我老板。。。

阿楽

可怜的那妞。人车两空啊。

gogog

谁能理解我这样辛苦站街的

小米粥101

本来就是啊．．．我又没赞ｍｍ，我只是觉得只能那么回答我老板。。。 ...
我爱空一格 发表于 4-8-2010 13:29

    我是说上面你内笑话，也算是半个   色   情   的吧
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