| Understanding Engineers - Take One Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." ========================================================== 话说跟几个同事吃过午饭出来，刚好一阵小风，超爽，俺就赞道：nice!彼时一plmm正好迎面走来端的是波涛汹涌步步莲花，同时，偶老板正打开他新车的车门，这家伙转身问偶，你是在夸俺的车还是妞的胸？俺答：both! |
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